Memes

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Your Husband Generator by Lady_Galadriel
Name
Your Husband Is
You Met	in the streets
You Have	1 child
You Live	germany
In	a large apartment
You And Your Partner Are Best Known For	your public bust ups
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Who? No wonder we have public bust ups - I've never heard of him.

Your Husband Generator by Lady_Galadriel
Name
Your Husband Is
You Met	fish and chip shop
You Have	4 children
You Live	italy
In	a flat
You And Your Partner Are Best Known For	your selfish deeds
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Hmmm. A little better, I guess. I must be really something if I can tempt him away from Vanessa;)

Your Husband Generator by Lady_Galadriel
Name
Your Husband Is
You Met	fish and chip shop
You Have	2 children
You Live	scotland
In	a flat
You And Your Partner Are Best Known For	throwing away all your cash
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Ooo, Scotland! Was still hoping for Orlando, though;)

Your Husband Generator by Lady_Galadriel
Name
Your Husband Is
You Met	pool party
You Have	7 children
You Live	belgium
In	a normal semi-detached house
You And Your Partner Are Best Known For	you're charity work
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Mm. Elijah's cute, too. Am I the only person with the urge to go through and fix these memes' grammar problems? I mean really! "You met pool party"? I didn't know it was possible to meet pool party, or fish & chip shop, or any other strange location. At least "You met in the streets" makes grammatical sense. "You live Belgium"? Me Jane, you Tarzan! Gah! Prepositions are useful, and "You're" and "Your" are not interchangeable!

Who were you in a past life? by Kat007
Name:
Birthdate:
Favorite Color:
Country:
You were most probably:	Pirate Captain Blackbeard
If not then you were:	A struggling Greek painter
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:)

Your Superhero Persona by couplandesque
Your Name
Superhero Name	The Nerd
Super Power	Irresistable Sexuality
Enemy	The Disgruntled Mailman
Mode Of Transportation	Cadillac With Rims
Weapon	Vinyl Records
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[snicker] Y'know, I remember being so excited when I got a combination AM/FM/Cassette/Turntable for my eleventh birthday, and now vinyl records are virtually never seen. This amuses me for some reason. Have at thee, Disgruntled Mailman! I will fling my Vinyl Records with deadly force and cut thee!

At your ten year high school reunion... by robbiewriter
Your school name
Your name
Your job will be	Trashman
You will be worth	$294,308
Everyone will think you	are really hot
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Hmm. I guess I'd better hurry, since my 10-year highschool graduation aniversary is in, like, three days...reunion? Why bother? There were only three of us, and we didn't get along.

Your Icon is..... by d3athofs3asons
Your Name
Your Age
Your B-day
Your Icon Is....
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blink.

Your icon is....... by beautiful1
Full Name
Age
Favorite Color
Your icon is....
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uh, okay.

Get to know the REAL you by crash_and_burn
Your Name
You Are A:	Geek
Your Favorite Band/Song	Snoop Dogg - Gin and Juice
You Like To Read:	Horror books
You Firmly Believe In:	God
Everyone Thinks You Are:	OMG WAY HOTT LOLZ
You Were Conceived:	In the mall
You Will Marry:	Your half-sister/brother
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[Stares] This is half dead-on-the-nose and half totally-off-the-wall. I am a geek, I do firmly believe in God, and there do seem to be a lot of people who think I'm "way hott" if the number of guys trying to pick me up is any indication. OTOH, I have no half-siblings, I hate rap, and I don't like horror books. The conception thing is absurd, and doesn't really belong here anyway. What would that have to do with "knowing the real me"?

Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice:	Your own bare hands
Your Favorite Target:	Americans
Your Kill Count:	80,621,992
Your Battle Cry:	"Moo!"
Years You Spend in Jail:	43
How Much Money In Damages You Cause:	$149,979,107,073,089
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 43%
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[starts laughing hysterically] "Moo"? I have *got* to find that crazy cow wav from college now, and post it for everybody...

Okay, here we go: These two files were given to me when I was in college, by a friend who found them somewhere online. I have no idea where they originated, so I can't credit. If you know, say so, and I'll credit the proper person, but I have literally had these files for over 4 years and never knew who created them, so don't yell at me.
madcow.wav
cowboom.wav