The Parachuting Killer Snail

[chrystalline]

With a name like that, you already know what’s coming, don’t you?

When we were, oh, about five and seven, I think, my brother and I saw a table at the mall offering free goldfish and goldfish bowls if we opened a savings account at a local bank. Now, with a bank, you still get your money back afterward, so hey – free fish!

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